In Norwich, there once was a starfish,
Who lived on the end of an old witch.
"You're loose" said the hag,
"Like an old black bin bag"
"And my arm's engulfed when I scratch an itch."
Friday, 19 October 2007
Tuesday, 9 October 2007
001: The dropped penny
I remember...
Actually, I do remember shagging Knight. But not during the whole 'SuperNatural Origins' debacle. No. It was that time back in April 2006 when I, or rather, The Wretched One's SubConscious (along with TWO) was being hosted by Blacksmith, and Knight and I(us) found ourselves alone...
Anyway, when I found myself in March of 2007 looking for that downed VIP transport, I thought I'd look the old Host up. Imagine my surprise when the door was opened by Knight. Before I knew it, TWO's SubC had taken over and come up with the, quite frankly, preposterous story that we had to shag so TWO could catch us at it, thereby ensuring the continuation of the timeline.
I never thought such a ridiculous lie to get a shag would work, but TWO's SubC obviously knew how gullible Knight was. And what an unfeasably high sex drive he had, too!
Oh, just in case you're wondering, from time to time, I visit the old bat here in the 21st Century. And it's here that my side of the story shall be told.
Actually, I do remember shagging Knight. But not during the whole 'SuperNatural Origins' debacle. No. It was that time back in April 2006 when I, or rather, The Wretched One's SubConscious (along with TWO) was being hosted by Blacksmith, and Knight and I(us) found ourselves alone...
Anyway, when I found myself in March of 2007 looking for that downed VIP transport, I thought I'd look the old Host up. Imagine my surprise when the door was opened by Knight. Before I knew it, TWO's SubC had taken over and come up with the, quite frankly, preposterous story that we had to shag so TWO could catch us at it, thereby ensuring the continuation of the timeline.
I never thought such a ridiculous lie to get a shag would work, but TWO's SubC obviously knew how gullible Knight was. And what an unfeasably high sex drive he had, too!
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Oh, just in case you're wondering, from time to time, I visit the old bat here in the 21st Century. And it's here that my side of the story shall be told.
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